Date: Sat, 26 Feb 2000 21:58:25 -0500 Reply-To: Maryland Birds & Birding Sender: Maryland Birds & Birding From: david pierce Subject: What does....... MIME-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit What's Purple and weighs 1000 lbs? Ans. A thousand pound grape. What's yellow and weighs 1000 pounds? A 1000 pl canany What does a 1000 pound canary say when it walks down a dark alley at night? Here...... Kitty, kitty,kitty. > > > Question: What does a 1,000 lb. canary say? Answer: Here kitty, kitty, kitty! > ======================================================================= To leave the MDOsprey list, send e-mail to listserv@home.ease.lsoft.com with the following message in line 1: signoff mdosprey ======================================================================= =========================================================================