Date:         Wed, 27 Feb 2002 11:25:46 -0500
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From:         Ben Poscover <bposcove@BCPL.NET>
Subject:      Doctors
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          George Wilmoth <gkwilmoth@erols.com>,
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Doctors



     Two doctors opened an office in a small town and put up a sign =
reading
     "Dr.
     Smith and Dr. Jones, Psychiatry and Proctology."  The town council =
was
     not
     too happy with that sign, so the doctors changed it to "Hysterias =
and
     Posteriors".  This was not acceptable either, so in an effort to
     satisfy the
     council, they changed the sign to "Schizoids and Hemorrhoids."  No =
go.
     Next
     they tried "Catatonics and High Colonics." Thumbs down again. Then
     came
     "Manic-depressives and Anal retentives" Still not good.  How about
     "Minds
     and Behinds"? Unacceptable again.  So they tried "Lost Souls and =
Ass
     Holes"
     Still no go.  Nor did "Analysis and Anal Cysts," "Nuts and Butts,"
     "Freaks
     and Cheeks," or "Loons and Moons" work either.  Almost at their =
wit's
     end,
     the doctors finally came up with a business slogan they thought =
might
     be
     acceptable to the council, "Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones, Odds and =
Ends."




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