Dear Bart, Your turkey story and the resulting responses have been hilarious! I never thought I might have anything to add to them but, alas, I have a story too! Yesterday morning, while taking my children to school, we passed a wild tom and four hens. We have seen these birds lately in the vicinity, usually along our country road or out in the fields. On this morning they were right near the road and the tom was putting on a beautiful display so we stopped to look. I put the windows down so we could see and then my daughter and I made a pitiful attempt at gobbling. Well, he must have been related to your turkey because he started to chase the car!! I thought these birds were supposed to be wary! He literally chased our car for about twenty feet. Mind you, I had read your story to the whole family and we just couldn't believe we were having a similar experience. The kids were hysterical (laughing)! I was happy to be in the car. What a way to start the day! Katharine Patterson Butler, Md.