http://www.ifrsnews.net/images/abe.php..  'I'm very pleased to see you, 
Bridget,' he said, taking my arm. 'Your mother has the entire 
Northamptonshire constabulary poised to comb the county with 
toothbrushes for your dismembered remains. Come and demonstrate your 
presence so I can start enjoying myself. How's the be-wheeled 
suitcase?'  
  'Bridget, I'm not listening to any more of this. Auntie Una was just 
saying the other day: if you'd had something a bit more bright and 
cheerful on at the turkey curry buffet Mark Darcy might have shown a 
bit more interest. Nobody wants a girlfriend who wanders round looking 
like someone from Auschwitz, darling.' Thought better of boasting to 
her about having a boyfriend despite being dressed from head to toe in 
slurry but prospect of Daniel and self becoming hot topic for 
discussion precipitating relentless stream of feedback folk-wisdom from 
Mum dissuaded me. Eventually got her to shut up about Color Me 
Beautiful by telling her I would think about it.    
  Next thing Sharon rang. 'I hope I haven't put my foot in it. I just 
saw Rebecca and asked her if she was coming to your birthday and she 
looked really offended.'    

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