Hi Dan, et al.:

So this Jabiru Stork walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why 
the long face?"

         http://www.arthurgrosset.com/sabirds/photos/jabmyc22079.jpg

[You can fill in any punch line at this point ... it really doesn't matter ...]

Phil


At 11:12 03/01/2008, Dan Haas wrote:
>Two dead woodcock heads walk into a bar.  The one woodcock says to the
>other, "Why the long face. Is it because we both just got eaten by a
>__________?"
>
>No the second woodcock says, "It's because we both missed the last
>metro for the night."
>
>Ba dum bum!

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